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Reading materials in the Panic Society

    Books have always been a problem ever since writing was
invented.

    It all got started with that evil book called the Bible.
Your glorious leaders were very upset with its content. Other
groups got upset when revised versions of it were put in print. A
genderless version of it was made available in 1992. People
became even more outraged.

    During the insurrection of the 16th Century, there were
great book burning riots. All kinds of books were declared unfit
and burned by mobs of very upset and mad people.

    In the 20th Century, your glorious leaders founded the
American Family Association. We started to define what is
considered fit reading for your own good and well being. We began
to search through all books looking for words consider obscene,
indecent, immoral, racist, or otherwise unfit for you to be
exposed to.

    Your glorious leaders got really upset when we saw what was
written in many of the books and magazines that people were
reading. We got upset over "The Catcher in the Rye." We were
upset about "Fire Starter" and the Stephen King horror stories.
We were offended by the racist content of "To Kill a
Mockingbird." But, we were pleased when we found books such as
"Young Gay and Proud" stocked in the local library. We complained
bitterly over the use of nudity in illustrations in books
including medical textbooks. Mark Twain's "The Adventures of
Huckleberry Finn" is "Unfit to be read." The Wizard of Oz is
unfit because of its reference to witchcraft.

    A public school district put "Snow White" on its restricted
list because of parents' complaints the book contains graphic
violence. In the children's classic, a hunter kills a wild boar
and a wicked witch orders Snow White's heart torn out.

    Your glorious leaders got very upset over the materials that
were in school textbooks. They were horrified over the magazines
that were available in the bookstores. There was great panic over
the use of the words "hard core."

    Finally, lawmakers came to their senses and banned a large
number of textbooks from the public schools in their states. They
were upset to the references to sex, violence, religion, race,
creed, etc., in those textbooks.They got the Holy Bible banned
from many public schools because of the "Freedom of religion
movement of the ACLU," another one of our glorious organization.

    Your glorious leaders gained a huge flock of followers in
February of 1989 when the Great Satin of the country of Iran,
Ayatollah Khomeini, issued the death sentence to author, Salman
Rushdie, after he wrote a book called Satanic Verses.

    Panic hit the streets. The Publishers and book stores were
also on Khomeinis "Hit List." He had many volunteers in Iran that
would "Die and go to Heaven" if they accomplished that mission.

    In the U.S., Waldenbooks ordered the books out of the store.
Headquarters feared that they would be sued if someone was killed
or injured as a result of a terrorist attack. Other bookstores
and publishers soon followed. It didn't take much effort since
there was also a lot of panic going around about satanic cults
and the youth of the country getting involved in them.

    More panic continued on Satanic Verse. July, 1991. The
Japanese translator of this book is murdered. Also, the Italian
publisher and translator are threatened by terrorist.

    A group of parents in Billings, Montana, rallied around the
cause to burn the book "Witches." This is a children's fairy tale
on Witches. The Panic Parents insist that this book is satanic.

    More followers of of your glorious leaders soon joined the
movement. When it was discovered that the mass sex murderer Ted
Bundy read pornographic magazines, a campaign was further
reinforced to outlaw the production and sale of "Pornographic
materials" everywhere. It has been quite successful around the
country.

    Locally David A. Moral led a group called the American
Family Association to get the so called "unfit" books off the
shelves of the libraries.

    More books got banned as a result of such screaming. Some
examples and why such books were banned;

    The School District in Waukegan, Ill. in 1984 banned the
Margaret Mitchell's book "Gone With the Wind" because the book
contained the word "Nigger."

    School Libraries in Folsom, California, no longer carry the
American heritage Dictionary. Your glorious leaders found that
the book contains "Offensive" language. This occurred in 1982.

    In 1981, administrators at the University of Nebraska -
Omaha removed several pages from "Marketing Management: Test and
Cases," by Douglas J. Dalrymple and Leonard J. Parsons. The pages
contained a study of business that sell contraceptive.

    John Steinbecks book "Of Mice and Men" was removed from
several Alabama high school because "The name of God was taken in
vain." There was swearing in it that used the word God.

    Your glorious leaders got laws passed to require librarians
to remove any books with pornographic photos or materials.
Failure to do so resulted in lengthy prison terms and big fines.

    A huge housecleaning was conducted. All medical textbooks
were pitched. Many other books went as well. Magazine collections
such as National Geographic were destroyed as well. All
encyclopedias had huge chunks ripped out of them. Dictionaries
had a lot of paragraphs blacked out. Libraries were closed for
months as librarians and their staffs carefully search all books
for anything was offensive, obscene, racist, pornographic, or,
otherwise objectionable. Some libraries just threw everything out
and started over.

    Taking out library books was very hazardous. In addition to
the hazards of germs, missing pages, etc., in those books, you
could be faced with a book fine for returning a book late or
damaged. This could be quite expensive. In Boston Mass. you could
end up with a fine of up to $25,000 and 5 years in prison for
failing to return an overdue book.

    Because of the dangers of being exposed to inappropriate
materials, the danger of cuts from the sharp paper, the
destruction of the forest to make paper, and the flammability of
paper, all books, papers, and magazines have banned in the Panic
Society.

    All reading material is available through the computer
located in all super safe houses. Such materials is accessed from
a data disk. All reading materials has been thoroughly searched
for any references to sex, race, religion, morality, violence,
creed, creationism, Darwinism, etc., and such material has been
eliminated.

    A special panel of Panic Society leaders evaluate all new
materials for suitability as reading material for the panic
society. All previous material has been archived in the central
computer for historical purposes and references of what to watch
out for in new material. The archived material is locked away
from viewing by the members of the Panic Society.











































    In all the communist countries of the 20th century, the
availability of reading material is highly restricted. Those
governments determine what is "proper and fit" reading material
for the people under their control.

    Even what the people can listen to over a radio is
controlled. Radios imported into North Korea have to be modified
there so that they cannot receive broadcast from other countries.
Possession of unaltered radios or tampering with such radios so
that they can receive outside broadcast is punishable by a
lengthy prison term. Possession of anything deemed unfit for
reading by the communist government usually results in a lengthy
prison term.

    In the United States, possession of certain reading
materials WILL result in a long prison term. There is a sting
operation operated by the Federal Government that is mailing such
material to those that respond to advertising for such materials.
Federal Agents will arrest you minutes after such material have
been delivered to you.

    My advice to you if you receive such an ad in the mail, is
to do the following.

1. While wearing gloves, remove your return address.

2. Using a marker, write opposite handed telling those sick
people where they can stick it.

3. Mail this incriminating garbage back to them by dropping it
into a mail drop box.

4. Burn any other literature that you don't send back ASAP. NEVER
throw it in the trash. Federal Agents may pick it back out for
evidence against you.

5. If you ever find the actual garbage delivered to you, DO NOT
touch it. Call your lawyer NOW, then the police. Then take those
sick individuals to court and sue them for slander.

    You have been denied the knowledge of the truth because we
lost our Constitutional right of "Freedom of Speech." under the
Hillery takeover of the 21th century.

    Because such people are allowed to select our reading
material for us, we have lost our rights to "Free Speech" by
having all our reading materials censored for us ahead of time.

    Here's what happened in the 20th century during the 90's

    Many books got banned just on hearsay. Your Glorious Leaders
didn't even bother to read those books that they screamed "must
be banned." More examples.

    The Book "The Belly Button Defense" was declared unfit by
two High School principals. They thought that the book dealt with
a pornographic topic. They didn't know that the book was actually
about playing basketball and strategies.

    Another book "Making it with Mademoiselle" also sent up
warning flags. Again, there was panic that this book was immoral.
They never bother to open the cover and discover that the book
contained a collection of sewing patterns from Mademoiselle
magazine.

    Garfield cartoons have been challenged and removed from the
children's section of many libraries.

Yet;

    In the liberal controlled New York public schools, the books
"Heather Has Two Mommys" and "Daddy's Roommate" are required
reading by first graders. Both books visually promote gay and
lesbian sex.

    Parents were outraged. The school board was outraged.
Parents were told that it is none of their business. The school
board was fired.

    Porno books are already banned in many communities. But, it
was politically correct for Madana to publish for sale an
overpriced, $50, and poorly put together book of nude pictures of
herself in various sadistic poses in her book called "Sex."

    The "Liberals" that formed the Panic Society are dictating
to the rest of us what is fit for us to read and what is not.

AH